“Yeah, so I’m a hideous slag with a face like a dobermann and the body oder of a hyena… but at least I gots me some giant fucking tits for you to motorboat! I might of got hit with the ugly stick, but turn off the lights and I’ll let you tit fuck me to Hell and back!”
Okay, sure…

“I’ll Bite Your Fucking Cock Off!”
This lady might have some esteem issues, but there’s no arguing she’s got a set of cans that could cushion a locomotive! And really, who HASN’T balled some skank while under the influence of their favorite beverage? It’s WAY FUN!
Frat Boy Bill
(I bang slags)




